Team Doctor
Accumulate 25000 heal points as a Medic.
Sly Voltage
As a Spy, sap 10 robots at once.
Nose Dive
Kill 10 parachuting players.
Head of the Class
Play a complete round with every class.
World Traveler
Play a complete game on 2Fort, Dustbowl, Granary, Gravel Pit, Hydro, and Well (CP).
Flamethrower
Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds.
Sentry Gunner
Accumulate 10 sentry gun kills with a single sentry.
Hard to Kill
Get five kills in a row without dying.
Master of Disguise
Trick an opposing Medic into healing you.
With Friends Like these...
Play in a game with five or more players from your Friends list.
Hardcore
Accumulate 1000 total kills.
Grey Matter
Get 25 headshots as a Sniper.
First Do No Harm
Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.
Quadruple Bypass
Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.
Group Health
Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges.
Surgical Prep
Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends.
Trauma Queen
Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.
Double Blind Trial
Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.
Play Doctor
In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health.
Triage
Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.
Preventive Medicine
Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an ÜberCharged teammate.
Consultation
Assist a fellow Medic in killing 3 enemies in a single life.
Does It Hurt When I Do This?
Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun.
Peer Review
Kill 10 Medics with your bone saw.
Big Pharma
Assist a Heavy in killing 10 enemies, where neither of you die.
You'll Feel a Little Prick
Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout.
Autoclave
Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro.
Blunt Trauma
Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy.
Medical Breakthrough
Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman.
Midwife Crisis
Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.
Ubi concordia, ibi victoria
Assist in killing 3 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.
Grand Rounds
Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'.
Powerhouse Offense
Win 2Fort with a shutout.
Lightning Offense
Win Well in 5 minutes or less.
Relentless Offense
Win Hydro without giving up a capture.
Impenetrable Defense
Successfully defend Dustbowl without giving up a capture.
Impossible Defense
Successfully defend Gravel Pit without giving up a capture.
Infernal Medicine
Extinguish 100 burning teammates.
Doctor Assisted Homicide
Assist in killing 20 nemeses.
Placebo Effect
Kill 2 enemies in a single life, while having your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed.
Sawbones
Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing.
Intern
Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.
Specialist
Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.
Chief of Staff
Accumulate 1 million total heal points.
Hypocritical Oath
Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing.
Medical Intervention
Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.
Second Opinion
ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.
Autopsy Report
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.
FYI I am A Medic
Use your bonesaw to kill a spy who has been calling for 'Medic!'.
Family Practice
ÜberCharge 5 of your Steam Community Friends.
House Call
Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him.
Bedside Manner
Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.
Blast Assist
Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier.
Medic Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
Medic Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
Medic Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
Combined Fire
Use your shotgun to finish off 20 players you've ignited.
Weenie Roast
Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time.
Baptism by Fire
Force 10 burning enemies to jump into water.
Fire and Forget
Kill 15 players while you're dead.
Firewall
Ignite 5 Spies who have a sapper on a friendly building.
Cooking the Books
Ignite 5 enemies carrying your intelligence.
Trailblazer
Ignite 10 enemies that have recently used a teleporter.
Camp Fire
Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area.
Lumberjack
Kill 3 people with your axe in one life.
Clearcutter
Kill 6 people with your axe in one life.
I Fry
Ignite 10 disguised Spies.
Firewatch
Ignite 10 Snipers while they are zoomed in.
Burn Ward
Ignite 3 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
Makin' Bacon
Kill 50 Heavies with your flamethrower.
Plan B
Kill 10 enemies while you're both underwater.
Pyrotechnics
Kill 3 enemies in a single ÜberCharge.
Arsonist
Destroy 50 Engineer buildings.
Controlled Burn
Ignite 50 enemies capturing one of your control points.
Pyromancer
Do 1 million points of total fire damage.
OMGWTFBBQ
Kill an enemy with a taunt.
Got A Light?
Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette.
BarbeQueQ
Cause a dominated player to leave the server.
Dance Dance Immolation
Kill 3 enemies while they're taunting.
Pilot Light
Ignite a rocket-jumping Soldier while he's in midair.
Freezer Burn
Provide enemies with freezecam shots of each of your taunts.
Next of Kindling
Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him.
Hot on Your Heels
Kill 50 enemies with your flamethrower, from behind.
Second Degree Burn
Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another Pyro.
Hotshot
Kill a Soldier with a reflected critical rocket.
Attention Getter
Ignite 100 enemies with the flare gun.
Hot Potato
Reflect 100 projectiles with your compressed air blast.
Dead Heat
Kill an enemy in the same second that he kills you.
Pyro Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.
Pyro Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.
Pyro Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.
Heavy Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.
Heavy Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.
Heavy Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.
Iron Kurtain
Take 1000 points of damage in a single life.
Party Loyalty
Kill 50 enemies within 3 seconds of them attacking your Medic.
Division of Labor
Kill 10 enemies with a Medic assisting you, where neither of you die.
Red Oktoberfest
Earn a domination for a Medic who's healing you.
Show Trial
Kill an enemy with a taunt.
Crime and Punishment
Kill 10 enemies carrying your intelligence.
Class Struggle
Work with a friendly Medic to kill an enemy Heavy & Medic pair.
Soviet Block
While invulnerable and on defense, block an invulnerable enemy Heavy's movement.
Stalin the Kart
Block the enemy from moving the payload cart 25 times.
Supreme Soviet
Get ÜberCharged 50 times.
Factory Worker
Kill 20 enemies while being recharged by a dispenser.
Soviet Union
Get 25 enemy kills where you either assist or are assisted by another Heavy.
0wn the Means of Production
Remove 20 stickybombs by killing the Demomen who produced them.
Krazy Ivan
Kill 50 enemies while both you and your victim are underwater.
Rasputin
In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage.
Icing on the Cake
Get 20 kills on players that you're dominating.
Crock Block
Survive a direct hit from a critical rocket.
Spyalectical Materialism
Kill or assist in killing 10 cloaked Spies.
Permanent Revolution
Kill 5 enemies without spinning down your gun.
Heavy Industry
Fire $200,000 worth of minigun rounds in a single life.
Communist Mani-Fisto
Kill an enemy with a critical punch.
Redistribution of Health
Heal 1000 damage with med-kits in a single life.
Rationing
Kill an enemy with your shotgun while you're out of minigun ammo.
Vanguard Party
Be the first on your team to start capturing a control point in a round.
Pushkin the Kart
Get 50 caps on payload maps.
Marxman
Kill 10 enemies in mid-air with the minigun.
Gorky Parked
Kill 25 enemies while you're standing on a control point you own.
Purge
Kill 15 enemies capturing a control point you own.
Lenin A Hand
Help 5 teammates get revenge on their nemeses.
Five Second Plan
Kill an enemy in the first 5 seconds after you exit a teleporter.
Photostroika
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting while invulnerable.
Don't Touch Sandvich
Kill 50 Scouts using Natascha.
Borscht Belt
Kill 10 Heavies with The K.G.B.
First Blood
Get the first kill in an Arena or Competitive match.
First Blood, Part 2
Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit buff in an Arena match.
Quick Hook
Kill a player in Well before the round starts.
The Cycle
In a single life, kill an enemy while you are on the ground, in the air, and in the water.
Closer
Destroy 3 teleporter entrances.
If You Build It
Destroy 3 enemy buildings while they are still under construction.
Gun Down
Destroy an active sentry gun using your pistol.
Scout Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Scout pack.
Scout Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Scout pack.
Scout Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Scout pack.
Batter Up
Perform 1000 double jumps.
Doctoring the Ball
Kill 3 enemies while under the effects of a Medic's ÜberCharge.
Dodgers 1, Giants 0
Kill an enemy Heavy and take his Sandvich.
Batting the Doctor
Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
I'm Bat Man
Survive 500 damage in one life.
Pop Fly
Kill 20 players while double-jumping.
Round-Tripper
Capture the enemy intelligence 25 times.
Triple Steal
Capture the enemy intelligence 3 times in a single CTF round.
Artful Dodger
Dodge 1000 damage in a single life using your Bonk! Atomic Punch.
Fall Classic
Cause an environmental death or suicide using the Force-A-Nature's knockback.
Strike Zone
Kill or assist kill 50 enemies while they are stunned or slowed.
Foul Territory
Cause an environmental death by stunning or slowing an enemy.
The Big Hurt
Stun 2 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
Brushback
Stun 50 enemies while they are capturing a point or pushing the cart.
Moon Shot
Stun an enemy for the maximum possible duration by hitting them with a long-range ball.
Beanball
Stun a Scout with their own ball.
Retire the Runner
Kill a Scout while they are under the effect of Crit-a-Cola.
Caught Napping
Kill 50 enemies from behind with the Force-A-Nature.
Side Retired
Capture the last point in a CP map.
Triple Play
Capture three capture points in a row in one life.
Stealing Home
Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.
Set the Table
Initiate 10 point captures that ultimately succeed.
Belittled Beleaguer
Kill an opposing player that has your intelligence while holding theirs.
No-Hitter
Steal and then capture the enemy intelligence without firing a shot.
Rode Hard, Put Away Wet
Jarate an enemy that you're dominating.
Be Polite
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you doffing your hat.
Be Efficient
Get 3 kills with the Sniper Rifle without missing a shot.
Triple Prey
In a single round, get a kill with 3 different weapons.
Self-destruct Sequence
Headshot 10 enemy Snipers.
De-sentry-lized
Destroy 3 Engineer sentry guns.
Shoot the Breeze
Kill a fully invisible Spy in a single hit.
Dropped Dead
Kill a Scout in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.
The Last Wave
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you waving to them.
Australian Rules
Dominate an enemy Sniper.
Kook the Spook
Kill 10 Spies with your Kukri.
Socket to Him
Headshot an enemy Demoman.
Jumper Stumper
Kill a rocket or grenade-jumping enemy in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.
Not a Crazed Gunman, Dad
In a single life, kill 3 enemies while they are achieving an objective.
Trust Your Feelings
Get 5 kills with the Sniper Rifle without your scope.
Überectomy
Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
Consolation Prize
Get backstabbed 50 times.
Enemy at the Gate
Kill an opponent within the first second of a round.
Parting Shot
Headshot an enemy player the moment his invulnerability wears off.
My Brilliant Career
Top the scoreboard 10 times on teams of 6 or more players.
Shock Treatment
Kill a spy whose backstab attempt was blocked by your Razorback.
Saturation Bombing
Jarate 4 enemy players with a single throw.
Rain on Their Parade
Jarate an enemy and the Medic healing him.
Jarring Transition
Use Jarate to reveal a cloaked Spy.
Friendship is Golden
Extinguish a burning teammate with your Jarate.
William Tell Overkill
Pin an enemy Heavy to the wall via his head.
Beaux and Arrows
Kill a Heavy & Medic pair with the bow.
Robbin' Hood
Take down an intelligence carrier with a single arrow.
Pincushion
Hit an enemy with 3 arrows, without killing them.
Number One Assistant
Score 5 assists with the Jarate in a single round.
Jarate Chop
Jarate and then kill 3 enemies with your Kukri.
Shafted
Stab an enemy with an arrow.
Dead Reckoning
Kill an enemy with an arrow while you're dead.
Triplecrossed
Backstab 3 Snipers in a single life.
For Your Eyes Only
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you flicking a cigarette onto their corpse.
Counter Espionage
Backstab a disguised Spy.
Identity Theft
Backstab the enemy that you're currently disguised as.
The Man from P.U.N.C.T.U.R.E.
Stab an enemy while fencing.
FYI I am a Spy
Backstab a Medic who has healed you in the last 5 seconds.
The Man with the Broken Guns
Backstab an Engineer, then sap 3 of his buildings within 10 seconds.
Sapsucker
Sap an enemy building, then backstab the Engineer who built it within 5 seconds.
May I Cut In?
Backstab an enemy and the Medic healing him within 10 seconds of each other.
Agent Provocateur
Backstab your Steam Community friends 10 times.
Spies Like Us
While cloaked, bump into an enemy cloaked Spy.
A Cut Above
Kill a gun-wielding Spy with your knife.
Burn Notice
Survive 30 seconds after being ignited while cloaked.
Die Another Way
Kill a Sniper after your backstab breaks his Razorback.
Constructus Interruptus
Kill an Engineer who is working on a sentry gun.
On Her Majesty's Secret Surface
Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.
Insurance Fraud
Kill an enemy while you're being healed by an enemy Medic.
Point Breaker
Kill 15 enemies who are standing on a control point they own.
High Value Target
Backstab an enemy who is dominating 3 or more of your teammates.
Come in from the Cold
Get a Revenge kill with a backstab.
Wetwork
Stab an enemy to death while under the influence of Jarate.
You Only Shiv Thrice
Backstab 3 enemies within 10 seconds.
Sap Auteur
Destroy 1000 Engineer buildings with sappers.
Joint Operation
Sap an enemy sentry gun within 3 seconds of a teammate sapping another.
Dr. Nooooo
Backstab a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
Is It Safe?
Backstab 50 enemies who are capturing control points.
Slash and Burn
Backstab an enemy, who then switches to Pyro before they respawn.
Diplomacy
Kill 50 enemies with the Ambassador.
Skullpluggery
While using the Ambassador, kill 20 Snipers with a headshot.
Sleeper Agent
Kill an enemy who triggered your feign death in the last 20 seconds.
Who's Your Daddy?
Headshot 3 Scouts with the Ambassador.
Deep Undercover
While using the Cloak and Dagger, kill the same enemy 3 times, all within the same area in a single life.
Sniper Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.
Sniper Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.
Sniper Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.
Spy Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Spy pack.
Spy Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Spy pack.
Spy Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Spy pack.
Candy Coroner
Collect 20 Halloween pumpkins from dead players to unlock a hat.
Ghastly Gibus Grab
Dominate a player wearing any achievement Gibus hat to earn your own Ghostly Gibus.
Scared Stiff
Kill a player scared by a ghost.
Attack o' Lantern
Cause the deaths of 5 players by exploding nearby pumpkin bombs.
Costume Contest
Kill a Spy disguised as your current class.
Soldier Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.
Soldier Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.
Soldier Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.
Tri-Splatteral Damage
Kill 3 enemies with a single critical rocket.
Death from Above
Rocket jump and kill 2 enemies before you land.
Dominator
Get 3 dominations in a single life.
War Crime and Punishment
In a single life, kill 3 enemies who have damaged a Medic that is healing you.
Spray of Defeat
Use a grenade to gib a player.
Guns of the Navar0wned
Kill 5 Engineer sentries while you are standing outside of their range.
Mutually Assured Destruction
Kill an enemy sniper with a rocket after he kills you.
Wings of Glory
Kill an enemy soldier while both you and the target are airborne.
Engineer to Eternity
Kill an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.
Trench Warfare
Kill your nemesis with a shovel.
Bomb Squaddie
Destroy 10 stickybombs with the shotgun in a single life.
Where Eagles Dare
Get the highest possible rocket jump using jump and crouch.
Banner of Brothers
Buff 5 Steam friends at once with the Buff Banner.
Screamin' Eagle
Kill 20 enemies from above.
Crockets Are Such B.S.
Shoot two non-boosted crit rockets in a row.
Geneva Contravention
Kill 3 defenseless players after a single match has ended.
Semper Fry
Kill 20 enemies while you are on fire.
The Longest Daze
Kill 5 stunned or slowed players.
Gore-a! Gore-a! Gore-a!
Provide the enemy with a freezecam of you taunting over 3 of their body parts.
War Crime Spybunal
Kill a Spy who just backstabbed a teammate.
Hamburger Hill
Defend a cap point 30 times.
Duty Bound
While rocket jumping kill an enemy with the Equalizer before you land or just after landing.
The Boostie Boys
Buff 15 teammates with the Buff Banner in a single life.
Backdraft Dodger
Kill a Pyro who has airblasted one of your rockets in the last 10 seconds.
Ain't Got Time to Bleed
Kill 3 players with the Equalizer in a single life without being healed.
Near Death Experience
Kill 20 enemies with your Equalizer while you have less than 25 health.
For Whom the Shell Trolls
Bounce an opponent into the air with a rocket and then kill them with the shotgun before they land.
Death from Below
Kill 10 opponents who are airborne with the Direct Hit.
Worth a Thousand Words
Provide the enemy with a freezecam of your 21 gun salute.
Brothers in Harms
Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Soldier.
Medals of Honor
Finish a round as an MVP on a team of 6 or more players 10 times.
Ride of the Valkartie
Ride the cart for 30 seconds.
S*M*A*S*H
Assist a Medic in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge.
Tam O'Shatter
Destroy 5 enemy Engineer buildings during a single ÜberCharge from a Medic.
Shorn Connery
Decapitate a cloaked Spy.
Laddy Macdeth
Kill 50 enemies with direct hits from the Grenade Launcher.
Brainspotting
Decapitate 50 enemy players.
Left 4 Heads
Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill.
Well Plaid!
Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Demoman.
Slammy Slayvis Woundya
Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer.
The Scottish Play
Get a melee kill while sticky jumping.
Blind Fire
Destroy an Engineer building that you can't see with a direct hit from your Grenade Launcher.
Loch Ness Bombster
Kill an enemy player with stickybombs within 5 seconds of them teleporting.
Double Mauled Scotch
Kill 2 people in a single sticky jump.
Caber Toss
Bounce an enemy into the air and kill them before they land.
Tartan Spartan
Do 1 million points of total blast damage.
Demoman Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.
Demoman Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.
Demoman Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.
The Argyle Sap
Blow up an Engineer, his sentry gun, and his dispenser with a single stickybomb detonation.
Scotch Guard
Kill 3 enemies capping or pushing a cart in a single stickybomb detonation 3 separate times.
Bravehurt
Kill 25 players defending a capture point or cart.
The Stickening
Kill 3 Heavies from full health with a single stickybomb detonation.
Glasg0wned
Kill 25 Scouts and Pyros with the Grenade Launcher.
Scotch Tap
Glory in the slaughter of your enemies using the Eyelander.
The Targe Charge
Charge and kill someone with your shield bash.
Beat Me Up, Scotty
Use a critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players.
Something Stickied This Way Comes
Kill 30 players with air burst stickybombs.
The High Road
Sticky jump onto a cap point and capture it.
Bloody Merry
Provide an enemy player with a freezecam of your smiling face.
Second Eye
Provide an enemy player with a freezecam of you shaking your rump.
He Who Celt It
Use the Sticky Launcher to kill an enemy player via environmental damage.
Robbed Royal
Destroy 100 enemy stickybombs with the Scottish Resistance.
Highland Fling
Sticky jump a really long way...
Pipebagger
Kill at least three players with a single detonation of stickybombs.
Spynal Tap
Kill 20 spies within 5 seconds of them sapping a friendly building.
Sticky Thump
Using the Scottish Resistance, kill 3 players in separate explosions without placing new stickybombs.
Revengineering
Use a revenge crit to kill the enemy player that destroyed your sentry gun.
Pownd on the Range
Kill 10 enemies outside the normal sentry gun range using the Wrangler.
Engineer Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.
Engineer Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.
Engineer Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.
Battle Rustler
Teleport 100 team members into battle.
The Extinguished Gentleman
Have dispensers you built extinguish 20 burning players.
Search Engine
Kill 3 cloaked Spies with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler.
Building Block
Have a sentry shielded by the Wrangler absorb 500 damage without being destroyed.
Unforgiven
Kill 3 enemies with revenge crits without dying.
Quick Draw
Kill a spy and two sappers within 10 seconds.
The Wrench Connection
Kill a disguised spy with your Wrench.
Silent Pardner
Upgrade 50 buildings built by other team members.
Fistful of Sappers
Destroy 25 sappers on buildings built by other team members.
Doc, Stock, and Barrel
Repair a sentry gun under fire while being healed by a Medic.
Best Little Slaughterhouse in Texas
Rack up 5000 kills with your sentry guns.
Frontier Justice
Have your sentry kill the enemy that just killed you within 10 seconds.
Six-String Stinger
Provide an enemy player with a freezecam of your guitar playing skills.
Uncivil Engineer
Provide an enemy player with a freezecam of you and the sentry that just killed them.
Texas Two-Step
Use your shotgun to finish off an enemy recently damaged by your sentry gun.
Doc Holiday
Have a dispenser heal 3 teammates at the same time.
No Man's Land
Use a sentry gun to kill 25 enemy players that are capturing a point.
Trade Secrets
Kill 20 players carrying the intelligence.
Death Metal
Pick up 10,000 waste metal from pieces of destroyed buildings.
Land Grab
Help a teammate construct a building.
Get Along!
Manage to get to and then remove a sapper placed on your building while you were several meters away.
How the Pests Was Gunned
Destroy 50 enemy stickybombs lying in range of friendly buildings.
Honky Tonk Man
Smash an enemy player's head in with your guitar.
Breaking Morant
Kill 10 Snipers with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler.
Rio Grind
Perform 50 repairs and/or reloads on a Sentry gun being Wrangled by another Engineer.
Patent Protection
Destroy an enemy Engineer's sentry gun with a sentry under control of your Wrangler.
If You Build It, They Will Die
Haul a level 3 sentry gun into a position where it achieves a kill shortly after being redeployed.
Texas Ranger
Haul buildings 1 km over your career.
Deputized
Get 10 assists with another Engineer where a sentry gun was involved in the kill.
Drugstore Cowboy
Have dispensers you created dispense a combined amount of 100,000 health over your career.
Circle the Wagons
Repair 50,000 damage to friendly buildings constructed by other players.
Built to Last
Help a single building tank over 2000 damage without being destroyed.
(Not So) Lonely Are the Brave
Keep a Heavy healed with your dispenser while he gains 5 kills.
Sleepy Holl0WND
Kill the Horseless Headless Horsemann.
Masked Mann
Collect a Soul Gargoyle in Mann Manor.
Sackston Hale
Craft the Saxton Hale Mask.
Gored!
Collect the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Haunted Metal.
That's a Wrap
Save your very first replay.
We Can Fix It In Post
While watching a replay, press space bar to enter the editor.
Time For Your Close-Up, Mr. Hale
Render a replay into a movie.
Ready for Duty
Complete each class to unlock the next.
Riftwalker
Kill an enemy within 5 seconds of you traveling through an Engineer's teleporter.
Home Movie
Achieve 100 YouTube™ views for your movie.
Local Cinema Star
Achieve 1000 YouTube™ views for your movie.
Indie Film Sensation
Achieve 10,000 YouTube™ views for your movie.
Blockbuster
Achieve 100,000 YouTube™ views for your movie.
Star of My Own Show
Spend some time editing a replay.
Escape the Heat
Jump into a pool of refreshing water while on fire.
Dive Into a Good Book
Get to Loot Island and claim your reward!
Gift Grab
Collect three gifts dropped by opponents.
Cap Trap
Kill an enemy who is capturing a control point with a critical hit.
Foundry Force Five
Play in a game with five or more players from your Friends list.
Two Minute Warring
Be part of a team that wins within two minutes.
Five the Fast Way
Capture the final control point within five seconds of your team capturing the previous control point.
Claim Jumper
Capture a control point within 12 seconds after exiting a teleporter.
Terminated, Too
Kill a player by pushing them into the cauldron fire.
Real Steal
Win a round in which the enemy team has attempted to capture your final control point.
Classassin
Get one or more kills as all nine classes in one round.
Raze the Roof
Kill two people on the roof of the center control point in a single life.
Dead Heat
Play through a back-and-forth battle for 15 control point captures.
Foundry Milestone
Achieve 7 of the achievements in the Foundry pack.
Steel Fragnolias
Complete all waves successfully in a mission.
Mission Control
Pick up the Australium from its home position and capture it without dropping it.
Flight Crew
Play in a game with five or more players from your Friends list.
Plan Nine to Outer Space
Launch the rocket as all 9 classes.
Failure to Launch
Kill 3 players riding the elevator within 10 seconds.
Rocket Booster
Win a round after the enemy team has opened the rocket lid.
Best Case Scenario
Kill 6 enemies carrying the Australium during the same round.
Cap-ogee
Win a round with at least 5 teammates on the elevator.
Space Camp
Kill an enemy within the broken crate area while they attempt to pick up the neutral Australium.
Lift-offed
Push a player into the rocket's exhaust path at the end of the round.
Escape Ferocity
Kill an enemy who has damaged the Australium carrier in the last 3 seconds.
Doomsday Milestone
Achieve 7 of the achievements in the Doomsday pack.
The Great Deflate
Kill 79 enemies who have Balloonicorn pets.
BFF²
Have 2 BEST FRIENDS at the same time.
Mass Hysteria
Have 6 teammates using Pyrovision at the same time.
A Fresh Pair of Eyes
Dominate a player using the Pyrovision Goggles and earn your own pair!
Full Spectrum Warrior
Ignite 3 enemy players using your Rainblower taunt.
Wage Against the Machine
Earn a credit bonus at the end of a wave.
Frags to Riches
Earn all credit bonuses in an advanced difficulty mission.
Fast Cache
Pick up a credit pile that is about to expire.
T-1000000
Collect 1,000,000 credits in your career.
Brotherhood of Steel
Complete a mission with 5 people on your Friends List.
Hack of All Trades
Play an entire mission as a single class, and do this for every class.
Clockwork Carnage
Destroy two tanks within 5 seconds of each other.
Balls-E
Destroy the tank during the final seconds of the bomb being deployed.
Clockwork Conqueror
Destroy a tank within 20 seconds of its arrival.
Spam Blocker
During a wave, defend the hatch 10 times from robots about to deliver a bomb.
.executioner
In a single wave, kill 15 bomb-carrying robots in a row before they level up.
Deus Ex Machina
Defeat a wave in an advanced difficulty mission without dying once.
Raid Array
Complete the Crash Course, Doe's Drill, and Mann-euvers missions.
Ghost in the Machine
Use a canteen charged with 'Teleport to Spawn' and then kill the bomb carrier within 5 seconds.
Kritical Terror
Use a canteen charged with 'Crit Boost' to destroy a giant robot.
German Engineering
Use a canteen charged with 'ÜberCharge' to destroy 15 robots.
Undelete
During a wave, use a canteen charged with 'Instant Building Upgrade' to build a new sentry gun within 3 seconds of your previous sentry gun's destruction.
Shell Extension
During a wave, use a canteen charged with 'Ammo Reload' to refill an empty weapon slot.
System Upgrade
Max out all primary weapon upgrades.
Maximum Performance
Max out all resistances on a single class.
Engine Block
Prevent the bomb from ever reaching an alarm zone during the final wave of an advanced difficulty mission.
Negative Charge
Kill 5 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge in a wave.
Metal Massacre
Destroy 1,000,000 robots.
Ctrl + Assault + Delete
Destroy a sentry buster before it reaches its target.
Turbocharger
Buff 4 or more teammates as a Soldier at the same time in a single wave.
Heavy Mettle
During a wave, use rage as a Heavy to push a robot about to deliver the bomb.
Vial Sharing
As a Medic, share your canteen 5 times in a single wave.
Tech Wrecker
As a Demoman, kill 10 robots in a single detonation.
Do Androids Dream?
As a Scout, use the Sandman to mark 15 robots for death in a single wave.
Spark Plugger
As a Sniper, kill 4 robots simultaneously.
Hard Reset
As a Pyro, reset the bomb 3 times in a single wave.
Real Steal
As an Engineer, escape with your sentry as a sentry buster is about to detonate.
A Lovely Vacation Spot
Get to Skull Island and claim your reward!
Helltower: Competitive Spirit
Win 142 rounds
Helltower: Mine Games
Perform 17 environmental kills in Hell
Helltower: Spelling Spree
Use spells to kill 25 players
Helltower: The Mann-tastic Four
Earn 4 of the Helltower achievements
Helltower: Hat Out of Hell
Get the loot from Skull Island in Hell
Helltower: Hell on Wheels
Send Redmond/Blutarch to Hell 10 times
Snakebit
Win a round in which the enemy team has attempted to capture your final control point.
The Snakeout
Wipe the other team with 12 or more players on the server.
Mutually Air-Sured-Destruction
While rocket jumping, use a rocket to kill a rocket jumping enemy who also kills you with a rocket.
Log Jammin
Kill 15 enemies in the rafters above the central capture point.
Palace-Aid
Kill a tank before it crashes through the barrier in Rottenburg.
Crasher Crusher
Play an advanced wave in Rottenburg without the bomb entering the town.
Chippin' In
As a team, pit 10 robots in a single wave in Mannhattan.
Now Legal To Eat
Ooohh Ooh Ahh Ahhhh! ...in Mannhattan
Get Off My Lawn
Play an advanced mission without losing a single gate in Mannhattan.
Software Downgrade
As a team, kill 50 stunned radiowave robots in an advanced mission in Mannhattan.
Urban Strike
Kill 500 gate crashing robots in Mannhattan.
Bot-Buster
Kill 5 robots in a single explosion from detonating a sentry buster.
A Bygone Century
Pit 100 robots in Rottenburg.
Bank On It
As a Sniper collect $500 in a mission without running over the currency packs.
Wall of Pain
Block 5,000 damage with the shield as a Medic in a single life.
Reanimator 2
Use one ÜberCharge to quickly revive 2 teammates within 5 seconds.
Robot Flush
Kill 5 robots with a single rocket while upgraded with rocket specialist.
Dazed and Defused
Stun 50 robots while upgraded with rocket specialist.
Punching Bag
Melee kill 10 Snipers using The Classic.
Back in Business
While using the Back Scatter, kill 20 spies from behind.
Back 2 Back
While using the Back Scatter, kill a Heavy/Medic pair within 20 seconds of each other.
Severed Ties
While using the Back Scatter, kill 20 friends from behind.
Hipshot
While using The Classic, kill 10 enemies with a full charge, no-scope headshot.
Eagle Eye
While using The Classic, kill a rocket/grenade jumping enemy in midair with a full charge, no-scope headshot.
Prime Cuts
While using The Classic, gib all 9 classes during a single round.
Upper Hand
Kill 3 players during the same parachute deploy.
Dogfight
Kill a parachuting player while parachuting.
Air Raid
Kill 3 players during the same parachute deploy.
Flight Control
Kill a parachuting player while parachuting.
U-Turn
Kill an enemy that you couldn't see at the beginning of your charge.
Chain Reaction
Get 3 kills within 6 seconds using the Demoman charge.
Head-On Collision
Kill a charging Demoman while charging.
Fast Fingers
Backstab a Scout that is using the Back Scatter.
Maximum Potential
Collect enough casualties to get the max clip for the Air Strike.
Bombs Away!
Kill 3 people with the Air Strike during a single rocket jump.
Flight Cancelled
Kill 25 parachuting players with a critical headshot.
Party Crasher
Kill 3 players who are doing the Conga within 5 seconds.
Conga Line
Do the Conga with 10 or more players at the same time.
On The Rocks
Lose at Rock, Paper, Scissors 3 times in a row with Rock.
Running With Scissors
Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors 3 times in a row with Scissors.
May I Cut In, Too?
Melee kill 10 players while they are doing the Square Dance taunt.
Showboat
Do 10 partner taunts with a teammate while capturing a control point.
Flip-Kabob
Ignite a player that is being flipped by someone using the Flippin' Awesome taunt.
Carnival of Carnage: Bumper Crop
Kill 30 enemies by bumping their bumper cars off the tracks.
Carnival of Carnage: Up All Night To Get Ducky
Collect 250 ducks.
Carnival of Carnage: Hat Trick
Score 3 goals in bumper car soccer.
Carnival of Carnage: ReinKartnation
Respawn 30 ghost teammates during bumper car games.
Carnival of Carnage: Arms Reduction
Kill 15 enemies while under the effect of Merasmus's melee-only curse.
Carnival of Carnage: Step Right Up
Earn 4 of the Carnival of Carnage achievements.
Carnival of Carnage: Bumper to Bumper to Bumper
Win each of the 3 bumper car games to earn a bonus Halloween Gift Cauldron.
Balance of Power
Win a round in which the enemy team has attempted to capture your final control point.
Power Trip
Capture the final control point within 15 seconds of your team capturing the previous control point.
Power Down
Kill 15 enemies while they are capturing a point.
Wet Work
Kill five enemies while they are in the water.
Tune Merasmus's Multi-Dimensional Television
Reveal the mystery of the PASS Time TV Room.
Jackpot!
Win 10 rounds playing PASS Time.
